The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. " The sheriff responds, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." The lawyer says, "I slowed down and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop.Hinduism, like other great religions, has specific rituals for honoring the deceased and addressing a family's grief. Vasudha Narayanan, Professor of Religion at the University of Florida and head of the American Academy of Religion, described Hindu ceremonies in a conversation with Beliefnet: In most cases, the procedures are conducted almost immediately, within a 24-hour period.
I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going? I can't work in the dark." A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, "You cannot do this, I'm a congressman!
According to Hindu tradition and its sacred texts, only a male family member (such as a husband, father or son) can perform the last rites.
However, in some cases women have taken on this role.
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for? " The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it." An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
" The engineer replies, "In the region of 5,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette? The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.